REK

Scream at me

(rek) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:58:54 -0400

Aw man, I love when girls scream in my face.

Girls always want to be number one in your life and when they see that you love something else, they need to get rid of it or at least want to see you sacrifice it for them every now and then. That's why I guess we look for girls with similar interests/hobbies.

I want a girlfriend with opposite interests/hobbies so she can yell at me and fuck up my life. Life=Drama. Better that you see it coming.

Videos: Abstinence / Pro-creation

(rek) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:05:10 -0400

Here are some videos that make me not want to have kids.

Yo, this guy did his thing...

...probably not though.

check this chick out...

...reminds me that statutory rape laws are also there to protect the guys from fuckin wit a dumb azz chick..

Karrine "Superhead" Stephans is leading our youth to shit.

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alright, fuck all that. here are some vids of kids that make me want a kid

Aww.. (couldn't embed the music video, but check it out here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0c7frwlKo)

these kids are great.

LOL

shit make me wanna cry, God bless him

Who wanna go half on a baby? Accepting applications now.

See What I Could Pull

(rek) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:58:31 -0400

Favorite song from my favorite rapper.

[Verse 1]
I wasn't gonna COME
But now that I'm HERE I'm glad I CAME the club is BOMB
Greens got a BIG cooler of DRANK he gives me SOME
And then I step TO bitches with Game we try to RUN
Up in these hoes don't even know their NAME
They have no bra
No panties
They never say no
They just hyper out and go on they way all the way home
I'll just
Wait
Cause inside is much too stuffy
Gotta find some pussy
The club don't close till three
And if you're lookin' for me I'll be...

[Hook]
Sittin' in front of the ride
Drinkin' and smokin' some weed
Checkin' out the bitches
Tryin' to see what I can see
I didn't know that there were so many hoes round here
Got a parking lot full
And I'll be checkin' out the bitches
Tryin' to see what I can pull

[Verse 2]
I spotted this BITCH
THAT I use to HIT back in the DAY she thinks I'm RICH
Therefore she FEELS that I should PAY she doesn't got DICK
Nice palm sized TITS jut there is no WAY that I can GIVE
Her money for something I get for free
She had no bra
No panties
She's ready to bone
Even stock on her cock or you get ready to bone
I think I'll just wait
That just don't sound good to me
Gotta find some cheap pussy
The club don't close till three and if you're lookin for me I'll be...

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
It's almost NINE
It's damn near TWO it's getting LATE and that's a SIGN
Of all the STARS out on the CHASE niggas be LYIN'
Tryin' to win these HOES like it's a RACE and I don't MIND
If I see a nigga all in my bitch FACE
If she has no bra
No panties
Look like she wanna bone
And it ain't no pain at all just go and take that hoe home
I'll just wait
For one of these freaks to come with me to make whoopy
Find a piece of pussy
My watch says a quarter to three
And if you're lookin' for me I'll be...

[Hook]

G-soul at the Apollo

(rek) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:44:44 -0400

I'm going to take a quick break from my usual pervyness to just congratulate my boy for winning first place on Amateur Night at the Apollo Theater.

Gucci Mane!

I won't lie. After witnessing so many cats getting booed I was scared for dude. But damn, when once he sang that first note, panties got wet almost instantaneously.

These Hoes is Aliens

(rek) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:51:33 -0400

Damn, Hyori and Adriana Lima have been looking ridiculously sexy for 10+ years now. I say "ridiculously" because it really is ridiculous. No matter how hot a celebrity or model is, they usually start to lose appeal after awhile and its on to the next one. Who's that new chick on TV? Call me crazy but pictures of Jessica Alba just don't do it for me anymore. And by "do it for me", I mean get my dick hard.

So I'm starting to believe these hoes is aliens. There's no other explanation. Plastic surgery can only take you so far.

So now we have to think about a couple things. What's their agenda? Are they brainwashing us through all the brands and commercials they endorse? If you found out they're involved in a secret plot to take over the world, would you let them? Can we go to their planet and live with other ridiculously sexy women? Do their titties glow in the dark?

I'm willing to put my life on the line to find out.

TRUE HERO SHIT, wordup

The new adidas commercials featuring Hyori @ :35 and 1:15

and some Adriana Lima

Love Pillow

(rek) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0500

Yo on some real shit, I give this guy props for going out in public with his body pillow ass "wife". That shit barely gets a pass in the States but in Korea? Korea?!?! That shit is the land of a million eyes just staring at you.

So, this guy got balllssss.... and NO parents. You know they disowned him REAL fast to save face at next week church gathering.

But damn, marrying a body pillow?

We've all made love to a temperpedic pillow or two but to marry it? C'mon the sex can't be THAT good. Homegirl is 2D! You can't even differentiate between elbow and eyeball if you had your eyes closed.

Whatevz. All I know is I want to be there for their first "fight". Should be a sight to see.

(damn, should i be worried that i know what anime that song in the background is from)

FAKE IT TILL YOU NAKED!

(rek) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:04:44 -0500

Would you cop this album?

Lady Gaga's Goo Goo

(rek) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:26:46 -0500

Wuttup HUPOT World? I know ya'll missed me. I was in the process of moving and when I did finally move I didn't have internet for awhile. Then, when I finally got internet, I didn't have anything to post. Until now.....

NSFW

edit:

there's a reason i point this out... this could be another 'one of those'. fellaz pay close attention.

What do Andre 3000, Common, and Jay Electronica have in common besides all being ridiculously nice on the mic and sharing a taste for experimental hip hop?

Erykah Badu!

Aside from rapper D.O.C. (who she also dated), this chick has pushed each artist to new plateaus of creativity and helped them reach their full potential as stars. Do the math. Its a magical world down there. Her milkshake brings the boys to the yard (sorry Kelis, your milkshake is robbing hip hop for child support checks).

Maybe one can argue that its her competitive edge that drives Badu's partners to outdo her creatively but one can also argue that the sky is green and that kid cudi isn't channeling the thoughts of a teenage girl through his music. Don't mess with the facts!

Which finally brings us to Exhibit A (no jay elect). I don't know about all that Polaroid creative director shit but she's definitely a beast on the songwriting and composing tip. I'm not saying she possesses the same portal of enlightenment like Badu, but its possible... right?

Who knows? We'll just have to see when she starts dating more publicly. Maybe it'll turn out to be one of those wild card joints that elevate superstars like Justin Timberlake and melt down degenerates like Kevin Federline.

If you're an aspiring artist, I say, go for it. She doesn't believe in love (read: i LOVE to fuck) and you don't really wanna hit up Erykah and get head butt in the mouth compliments of Jay Electronica's cylinder.

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btw/fyi/imo

i noticed that some of the other bloggers on this are kinda cute and all are fuckable. also, there might be some cute korean chacks opening these blogs up with the ill HUH? please understand, i'm not some kind of a pervert. i'm just an artist and i propose we come together push our careers to the next level.

feel free to contact me, or simply close your eyes, stretch your arm out to the sky and whisper my name....

.....now, look down at your phone and tell me what the number is.

80085

Avatar Sequel

(rek) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 02:53:26 -0500
yo this movie was pretty crazy.

but you've gotta analyze the shit.

first, the main character sees through the eyes of the navi, then later we get the soldier controlling and seeing through the robot, then its US (the audience) viewing the whole thing through 3d glasses...... don't miss the deeper meaning of the whole shit!!

but the biggest mystery of all is.. was that navi chick rockin a bra or what? i couldn't really tell. what i do know is, i was getting a mean chubby towards the end.. like SPOILER ALERT* remember the scene when she got on top of that panther like beast.. for a minute there, i was like, yo.. get on MY back! Connect your pony tail with my pony tail (and mufuckaz thought i was crazy for having a ponytail) and I'll take you places. might even scale a wall or two.

Some people are saying this movie can never have a sequel... too bad, it's already in the works.. check the movie poster, starring ya boy!

Just Dance

(rek) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:09:35 -0500

Sometimes you just gotta dance..